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jemappellejambon:

Hallo.

*fist bump*

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jemappellejambon:

Hallo.

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"Fuck me like fried potatoes
On the most beautifully hungry morning
Of my God-damn life."

Richard Brautigan (via redvelvetteacake)

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

DO YOU WANT TO GET SOME APPLEBEE’S OR SOMETHING? MAYBE SOME OUTBACK?
I THOUGHT WE WERE SAVING FOR VACATION.
IS A BLOOMIN’ ONION GOING TO DRAIN THE VACATION FUND?
… NO.
EXACTLY. SO LET’S GO GET ONE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DO YOU WANT TO GET SOME APPLEBEE’S OR SOMETHING? MAYBE SOME OUTBACK?

I THOUGHT WE WERE SAVING FOR VACATION.

IS A BLOOMIN’ ONION GOING TO DRAIN THE VACATION FUND?

… NO.

EXACTLY. SO LET’S GO GET ONE.

"Our prime purpose in life is to help others,
And if you can’t help them,
At least don’t hurt them."

The Dalai Lama (via valentinasavio)

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"You either like me or you don’t. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else."

Daniel Franzese

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